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A) You just type your username into the chat-box widget located above. For a list of commands you can use in the chat, keep reading on.


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A) You can always ask in the "to the crew" forum or comment box of this page. ;)



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Command                                                   What it does
/me <action>                                                                Performs an actions. IE: Stephen dances.
/nick <newnickname>                                                         Changes your nickname into the entered nickname.
/ns register {yourPassword} {yourEmailAccountName@yourMailProvider}         Allows you to protect your nickname with a password.
/ignore <nickname>                                                          Ignores all messages from that nickname.
/unignore <nickname>                                                        Remove an ignore from a nickname.
/query <nickname>                                                           Sends a private message to that nickname.
/whois <nickname>                                                           Looks up information about nickname.
/join <#channel name>                                                       Opens another channel in a different tab. (IE: /join #Elfpack)
/clear                                                                      Clears the chat box.
/away <message>                                                             Displays a message when someone uses the "/whois" command on you.




Don't be an asshole!
Don't flood the channel with spam, don't harass people, etc. Doing so will get you kicked/banned.

Try to write correctly
You don't need to use perfect English, but no one feels like trying to decode your typing. Some typo's and grammar messups are OK, but at least try to type normal text.

Listen to and respect the mods!
What they say is final. In the chat, the mods are just like the Fake Guards.


If someone is being an asshole


If there's no mod on and someone is being an asshole, do the following:

1) Type "/whois <harasser's nick>"
2) Find the "hostmark" of the harasser. (It should look like "24-180-208-36", just with different numbers)
3) Screenshot what the harasser is doing and the harasser's hostmark. Send them to [Stephen] in a PM.
4) Type /ignore <harasser's nickname>



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2009-12-26 [Vlashneer]: I love christmas sex!

2009-12-26 [Vlashneer]: <.>

2009-12-26 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: merry christmas

2009-12-26 [Vlashneer]: (x. x(@-(^. ^q)

2009-12-26 [Bunny Chan]: Lol Nate

2009-12-26 [lil'devil_43]: lol amazing what saying 'merry christmas' will bring up lol

2009-12-28 [Yokita the Slave]: happy late christmas

2009-12-28 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Oh. I'm so sore.]

2009-12-28 [lil'devil_43]: why are you sore shawty?

2009-12-28 [Doll]: i spanked her too much >.>

2009-12-28 [lil'devil_43]: O.o

2009-12-29 [Yokita the Slave]: [Doll]!!!!!!!!

2009-12-29 [Yokita the Slave]: YOUR BACK!!!!!!!!!

2009-12-29 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [True Story!]

2009-12-29 [Yokita the Slave]: yay!!!!!!

2009-12-29 [lil'devil_43]: :D

2009-12-30 [Doll]: ^_^ <3

2009-12-30 [Yokita the Slave]: im boreddd

2009-12-30 [Never.More]: *sigh* Me too.

2009-12-30 [Doll]: thats not allowed

2009-12-30 [Never.More]: *tries to make herself un-bored* Owie!

2009-12-30 [Doll]: hmmm... *ponders*

2009-12-30 [Yokita the Slave]: entertainment

2009-12-30 [Doll]: yes!

2009-12-30 [Never.More]: *dances*

2009-12-30 [Yokita the Slave]: ~finds music~

2009-12-30 [Never.More]: Huzzah!

2009-12-30 [Vlashneer]: HA! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT SAYS HUZZAH!

2009-12-30 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Say Thanks For Unicorns]

2009-12-30 [Yokita the Slave]: uhhhh....im just gonna go to sleep>.>

2009-12-30 [lil'devil_43]: whats happening people

2009-12-30 [Doll]: unicorns ^_^

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2009-12-30 [lil'devil_43]: pretty :)

2009-12-30 [Doll]: ain't it?

2009-12-30 [lil'devil_43]: yeah :)

2009-12-30 [Doll]: hehehe

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2009-12-30 [lil'devil_43]: lol :D

2009-12-30 [Doll]: i need a sign like that by my house >.>
yeeeeah....

2009-12-30 [lil'devil_43]: lol unicorns been seen around there

2009-12-30 [Never.More]: They travel in majestic herds there, I hear.

2009-12-30 [Doll]: *nod, nod* indeed....

2009-12-30 [Bunny Chan]: Yes!!!

2009-12-30 [lil'devil_43]: i love unicorns

2009-12-31 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I love Boobs!]

2009-12-31 [Doll]: oh! me too!

2009-12-31 [Never.More]: Me three!

2009-12-31 [Doll]: oh yay!!!

2009-12-31 [MikeyD07]: me 4 lmao

2009-12-31 [Never.More]: Woot! Common interests!

2009-12-31 [Doll]: <img:http://www.xcomment.com/g3/img/poster___boobs052708113237.gif>

2009-12-31 [Never.More]: Lawdylawdy...

2009-12-31 [MikeyD07]: Doll i applaud you lmao

2009-12-31 [Doll]: *bows* thank you ^_^

2009-12-31 [MikeyD07]: yw lol

2009-12-31 [lil'devil_43]: those kinda remind me of mine... <.< >.>

2009-12-31 [Yokita the Slave]: there is nothing

2009-12-31 [Bunny Chan]: I love you Dollie

2009-12-31 [Doll]: aw thanks ^_^ luv ya too!!! *tackle-glomps Bunny*

2009-12-31 [Never.More]: Ooooh! Hold that pose! *produces a camera and snaps lotsa pictures*

2009-12-31 [Doll]: *poses a tad bit different between camera flashes*

2010-01-01 [Never.More]: WHOOO! Work it baby! *tilts the camera at different angles*

2010-01-01 [Doll]: >.> uh *works it*

2010-01-01 [Never.More]: Spiffy. :P

2010-01-01 [Doll]: i try XP

2010-01-01 [Never.More]: And you do a lovely job. ^_^

2010-01-01 [Doll]: oh thank you!

2010-01-01 [Never.More]: You are quite welcome!

2010-01-01 [Doll]: indeed i am >.>

2010-01-01 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: lol

2010-01-01 [Never.More]: Happy New Year, everyone!

2010-01-01 [lil'devil_43]: Happy new year

2010-01-02 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: *pulls a 'party-popper'*

2010-01-04 [lil'devil_43]: .... *hears crickets*

2010-01-04 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **runs around with a bat squishing said crickets**

2010-01-04 [lil'devil_43]: we dont like crickets?

2010-01-04 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **giggles playfulling and swings bat squishing more crickets**

2010-01-04 [lil'devil_43]: lol alright then...*looks around and pouts* wheres all our friendies?

2010-01-04 [Never.More]: They don't love us anymores. *pouts*

2010-01-04 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **screams a warriors cry and runs into a wall of crickets attacking me swinging my bat wildly**

2010-01-04 [Never.More]: Woah! Cricket wall! *ducks and covers her head to protect it from da cricket gutses*

2010-01-04 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **spins in circles swinging bat knocking crickets everywhere**

2010-01-04 [lil'devil_43]: *ducks* watch it you almost took my head off with that thing lol

2010-01-04 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **head is surrounded by crickets can't see anything while swinging bat around wildly trying to get them off**

2010-01-04 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lmao. The shiit I miss in here!]

2010-01-04 [lil'devil_43]: *trys to help Kandy* damn there are a lot in here..*looks over at Shawty and waves* hey girl

2010-01-04 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **drops to my knees just swinging the bat up and down now**

2010-01-04 [lil'devil_43]: ok i now hate crickets

2010-01-04 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*waves back at LilD from a distance*]

2010-01-04 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **lets out a piercing shriek and all the crickets heads explode**

2010-01-04 [lil'devil_43]: *gives up* run for cover!....whats up girl

2010-01-04 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **shivers kneeling in the middle of all the headless cricket bodys panting the bat still in my hand at my side**

2010-01-05 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*Lol at the scene infront of her face* Whats Going On!??!]

2010-01-05 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **glances over shoulder**

fucking crickets.

2010-01-05 [Never.More]: Who needs an exterminator when we have Kandy? *starts to sweep up the cricket carnage*

2010-01-05 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **giggles little blushing**

sorry bout that o.o"

2010-01-05 [Never.More]: Its okies* Gives me something to do! *whistes and sweeps cheerfully*

2010-01-05 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **pants a little more before pushing myself up using the bat**

2010-01-05 [lil'devil_43]: *looks around* wow that was intense

2010-01-05 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **looks up at lil devil a little smirk on my face**

yew think?

2010-01-05 [Never.More]: heehee... This one's kickin...

2010-01-05 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **runs over and beats it to nothingness with the bat**

2010-01-05 [lil'devil_43]: lol :D

2010-01-05 [Jess♥]: im backkk

2010-01-05 [Never.More]: *whew* That was a close one...

2010-01-05 [Doll]: O.O'

2010-01-05 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **glares around at the other little bodys lookin fer wigglers**

2010-01-05 [lil'devil_43]: *looks at Kandy* it is ok i think you got them all you can put the bat away now

2010-01-05 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **raises eyebrow looking a lil devil**

not till i'm sure..

2010-01-05 [Never.More]: CRIIIICKEEEET! *points in slow motion to a single cricket barrelling towards Kandy*

2010-01-05 [lil'devil_43]: *jumps* kill it!

2010-01-06 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **in super slow mo yew seem me swing the bat straight up like a sword the cricket smashing off the bat and flying up splattering all over the ceiling**

2010-01-06 [lil'devil_43]: *has a scared look on my face* you got it right

2010-01-06 [Never.More]: I... I think she did... *looks around hesitantly*

2010-01-06 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **looks around darkly**

2010-01-06 [Vlashneer]: *rushes in forcing a gas mask onto everyone then stands in the middle of the room, grabbing several bug bombs and laughing maniacly as I press the buttons and gas starts to fill the room*

2010-01-06 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [(<.<) (>.<) (>.>)]

2010-01-06 [Never.More]: *dives under a table and hides*

2010-01-06 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **stands there face expressionless**

2010-01-06 [Vlashneer]: *loooks around before speaking in a darth vader kind of way*
I think...*breathe*......that I was....*breathe*......a bit late.

2010-01-06 [Never.More]: *peeks out from under the table*

2010-01-06 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **lumbers over to my corner the bat dragging against the ground as I walk the same emotionless expression on my face**

2010-01-06 [lil'devil_43]: *Starts to dance randomly singing 'Evcauate the Dance Floor'*

2010-01-06 [Never.More]: *continues to sweep the buggie bodies*

2010-01-06 [lil'devil_43]: *stops mid dance move* is no one going to dance with me?

2010-01-07 [Bones1989]: hi all

2010-01-07 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: *dances with Lil'devil*

2010-01-07 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Hey Bones!]

2010-01-07 [lil'devil_43]: YAY *starts dancing again*

2010-01-07 [Never.More]: *spins the broom in a circle and dips it*

2010-01-07 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [..(O.o)..]

2010-01-07 [lil'devil_43]: *grabs shawty and dances with her* it is fun

2010-01-08 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [xD *ish grabbed and danced with*]

2010-01-08 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: *does a jig and cuts the rug.* oops.

2010-01-08 [Never.More]: That was one hell of a jig... *is impressed*

2010-01-08 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: lol

2010-01-08 [Yokita the Slave]: indeed....>.>

2010-01-08 [Bunny Chan]: *Dances as well*

2010-01-08 [lil'devil_43]: *dances*

2010-01-09 [sitonmyface]: i really dont get this me and my wife just wanted to find a girl to have fun fith and cant even do that

2010-01-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: its not always that easy

2010-01-09 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: I would say its one of the hardest things to do.

2010-01-10 [im done]: hia :)

2010-01-10 [lil'devil_43]: hi

2010-01-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Hey hey Hey x)]

2010-01-12 [Bunny Chan]: Hello

2010-01-12 [Bunny Chan]: Where?

2010-01-12 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **flashes my hifey**

2010-01-12 [Bunny Chan]: *Smiles* YAY

2010-01-12 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: IndiaSierra HotelOscarRomeoNovemberEchoYankee

2010-01-13 [Doll]: theres no e in horny :P
Miss Horney... ;)

2010-01-13 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

thats how I spell it

2010-01-13 [Doll]: oui

2010-01-13 [Never.More]: Hurray for random spelling!

2010-01-13 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: YankeeAlphaYankee!!

2010-01-13 [Doll]: no, french for yes ^_^

2010-01-13 [Never.More]: NoNo, I meant Kandy's variation of horny. :P

2010-01-13 [Doll]: oh, lol... good. and yeah shes special and has her own verion of words ^_^

2010-01-13 [Never.More]: That's a privilege few have. lol

2010-01-13 [Doll]: like I!

2010-01-13 [Never.More]: Indeed!

2010-01-13 [Doll]: yesh!

2010-01-14 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **runs around in circles throwing confetti everywhere**

2010-01-14 [lil'devil_43]: hi guys and gals!

2010-01-14 [Never.More]: Wheeeeeeee!

2010-01-14 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: sounds like a party in here.

2010-01-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Party? I wasn't invited? x(]

2010-01-14 [Danny Decay]: HEY HEY HEY

2010-01-14 [lil'devil_43]: it is ok shawty we can have our own party XD

2010-01-15 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [oHHH bEbE! Now I'm e'cited!]

2010-01-15 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: theres a party goin on

in my pants

and yer invited babe

2010-01-15 [Never.More]: How are we all going to fit into your trousers? o.0

2010-01-15 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*giggles*trousers]

2010-01-15 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **eyes go wide and looks down**

2010-01-15 [Never.More]: I suppose you could take them off and we could take turns dancing in them. ^^

2010-01-15 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **blinks looking back up**

2010-01-15 [lil'devil_43]: lol

2010-01-18 [PYROMAN]: any chicks wanna trade sum pix ;D msg me

2010-01-19 [lil'devil_43]: im so bored

2010-01-19 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Me2!!]

2010-01-19 [minmay]: hello

2010-01-19 [lil'devil_43]: lol yeah

2010-01-20 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: i'm not >.>

but thats because I'm masturbating :D

2010-01-20 [Never.More]: Woot!

2010-01-20 [lil'devil_43]: lol

2010-01-20 [Yokita the Slave]: thats always fun lol

2010-01-20 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*RUNS IN AND STEALS THE TURTLE THEN RUNS BACK OUT*]

2010-01-21 [lil'devil_43]: lol wow shawty you must really like turtles

2010-01-21 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol. Why do you say that? Maybe I'm just into freeing the animals! (no turtle gets left behind act)]

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